i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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