chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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