I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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