Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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