Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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