Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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