I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So much rum. So many feels.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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