when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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