Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Randomize
