Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Everyone says I win the strip club
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
