yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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