I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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