He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Text me some of your sweat
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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