I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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