I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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