you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
