there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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