yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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