I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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