You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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