it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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