Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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