Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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