It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
There are leaves in my underwear?
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