Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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