found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
