i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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