smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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