you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Randomize
