And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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