My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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