so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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