It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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