That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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