my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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