I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i came on her dog
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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