and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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