Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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