Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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