i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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