i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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