...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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