All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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