I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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