Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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