no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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