yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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