We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm passing your future prison.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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