I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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