If i come over, it means nothing
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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