The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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