They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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