I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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